Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Ding, dong, the bitch is back
Sorry, I haven't posted in like two weeks. What's is up with that?!? I should write something ultra fabulous or at least post some equally ultra fabulous photos. What the hell have I been doing...........nothing. That's always the correct to that question. Well let's see, I've watched some movies on cable, some good, most of which I've seen before. Some bad, I'm such a sucker for cheesy sci-fi. Hmm, I had a date with a drag queen. Well more like a drag princess. Had a colonoscopy. Gotta love a nice Valium-versed cocktail. I told the doctor it's been so long since anyone had been up there, he would need a map............in Latin. Of course the staff doctor just observed as his "fellow" actually did the procedure. A Muslim woman, complete with burqa. Go figure. Found several new future husbands.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Tennis anyone? Oh wait, that's football! Rough, tough, bare-chested and buff!
I'm not really a football fan but if I could watch a game or two with guys like this, dressed like this, I would reconsider. I used to say I would only watch football games in which the players wore white pants and it was raining. Then I'd have to depend on the camera man to "panned down". I should start my own sports channel Q-TV. I'd mostly cover sports where the players wore tight uniforms. Wrestling, swimming and diving of course, and figure skating goes without saying, really.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
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