Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Power lounging.......I love Thanksgiving














































Sipping cocktails, IT, watching movies, eating, sleeping. It doesn't matter what time of day or what sequence or frequency. Of course, it would be made even better if one or more of these beauties could find his way into the mix.......or into my bed.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Peek-a-boo




So I had to run the which gender program as well. 98% woman here, according to the blogometer. Hmm, I wonder which 2% is male.........at least it was still there when I got up this morning. My late friend Kevin had a similar device for measuring a specific body part, he called the mouth-o-meter.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Ding, dong, the bitch is back




Sorry, I haven't posted in like two weeks. What's is up with that?!? I should write something ultra fabulous or at least post some equally ultra fabulous photos. What the hell have I been doing...........nothing. That's always the correct to that question. Well let's see, I've watched some movies on cable, some good, most of which I've seen before. Some bad, I'm such a sucker for cheesy sci-fi. Hmm, I had a date with a drag queen. Well more like a drag princess. Had a colonoscopy. Gotta love a nice Valium-versed cocktail. I told the doctor it's been so long since anyone had been up there, he would need a map............in Latin. Of course the staff doctor just observed as his "fellow" actually did the procedure. A Muslim woman, complete with burqa. Go figure. Found several new future husbands.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Tennis anyone? Oh wait, that's football! Rough, tough, bare-chested and buff!




































































I'm not really a football fan but if I could watch a game or two with guys like this, dressed like this, I would reconsider. I used to say I would only watch football games in which the players wore white pants and it was raining. Then I'd have to depend on the camera man to "panned down". I should start my own sports channel Q-TV. I'd mostly cover sports where the players wore tight uniforms. Wrestling, swimming and diving of course, and figure skating goes without saying, really.




















































Seeing double, I knew I shouldn't have had that last 4 dozen martinis.