Friday, August 29, 2008

A picture's worth a thousands words

























































































It's Friday afternoon of a three day weekend. Huzzah! I'm not sure if I have too much on my mind and can't land on a topic for today or there's nothing left in my mind so I can't think of a thing to say or maybe my mind it just a little numb from the past couple of weeks and it's just looking forward to the long weekend. At any rate, instead of rambling today, I decided to post several pictures. I'm sure you will enjoy. There are some models of merit, some actors of almost acclaim and some of the stars of the recent Olympic games. Mostly of sports that require little or tight fitting clothing. Go figure.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Whether you got it or not.........Flaunt it!





What do the guys wear at the beach or pool where you live? Well, here I'm constantly amazed at the prudishness in the swimming trunks men wear to the water. Almost knee length and baggy, they are more like floral Bermuda shorts than swimming trunks. You see very similar if not the exact same thing worn on the street. Mind you, many of these lads have really fine bodies. Actually many are more than fine. Hot, hunky, chiseled, choice, defined, delectable, developed, buff, tough, rough and ready for...........oops sorry, where was I? Oh, yes. These guys flagrantly even arrogantly flaunt their bare upper bodies everywhere and anywhere, weather permitting. Playing a game of hoops, running, biking, walking, sitting, standing doing whatever, the tops are off and the eyes are upon them. They love it. I love it. So why is it then you rarely, if ever, see theses guys in speedos or some similar tight revealing swim wear? Are their penises really small? Really big? Are they really that modest? What is it, I truly wonder. I recently returned from a trip to Miami. Yes, Miami in July. I spent two glorious days on the white sands of South Beach. The blazing sun and that water, the color of the water was so gorgeous. Sea green near the shore then turning that deep, deep blue just like in the movies. Sigh. Any way back to the flaunting story. All you saw on the beach was speedos or whatever brand of tight, tiny, terrific swimming trunks. It made no difference what the body type, it was spandex and Lycra all the way baby. Even yours truly wore the tiniest tightest powder blue trunks I could pour this old ass into. I pre-tanned of course ( tan fat looks better than white fat) and powder blue is one of the colors that best shows off a tan or so my daughter Caitlin tells me. So is it a regional thing as to who will and who won't paint on the swim wear? All I know is, in additional to the beautiful natural sights of water and sand, the sights of a beach peppered with pretty boys in tight trunks was more than a sight to behold. I thought to myself many times those two days, now this IS paradise, this IS heavenly. So come on men of the Midwest! Don't be out done by the east coast preppies and trendy tourists. Get out there and show us what you're made of. Or at least show us how you were made. If you need any help at all in the proper positioning of privates, just call me at 1-800 do dos r us. Flaunt it baby!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The British are coming, the British are coming.......and so am I












You just might be too. Have you seen Skins? Have you even heard of Skins. Well! Skins is a British television series that has just had its premier on BBC America. (Sunday nights at 9pm, 8pm central, check your local listings) Leave it to the Brits to be light years ahead the U.S. in provocative, innovative and down right titillating television. Although it's billed as a teen drama, I like to think of it more as a queen drama. Unlike what the censors and mini-minded media Moguls broadcast for us Yanks, weekly, you'll see scenes with nudity, sex, profanity, drug and alcohol use and even, heaven forbid, cigarette smoking. And folks let me tell you, the boys are kuh-yoot! ( that's cute made into a two syllable word to add extra emphasis) Topping the list is never-heard-of-before Mitch Hewer as Maxie who is actually a gay character on the show. Blond, blue-eyed, boundlessly beautiful and all of nineteen years old he certainly has this old queen thinking things usually reserved for quiet time only. Headlining the cast is Nicholas Hoult of About a Boy fame as Tony. Watch how their relationship grows and changes. I tell you there are surprises in each episode. How often can you say that about almost any series here in the U.S.? Even if you're not partial to the story lines although I don't know how you couldn't be, it's worth tuning in for the eye candy alone. OK, I have to sigh again now. Ah, sigh. My thanks to Daphne at BBC America for the fabulous photos. I'm going to include several in this blog if I can figure out to do it, well not do IT. I know how to do IT. I mean how to publish more than one at a time. Help, Vera, help. So tune in and enjoy, I know I will..............one last, sigh!