Boxers or briefs, it's the age old question. Well I say tightie whities all the way!

Don't get your underwear in a twit! But I'm not wearing underwear. Is that a pickle in your pants or are you just glad to see me.? Zip it! Unzip it! It's so hard to run with your pants around your ankles. Those jeans seem a little tight to me. Those jeans seem a little baggy to me. Did you like the show? I saw you picking your seat. Thank god for Calvin Klein.

I thought I'd post a few of the reasons I'm definitely a briefs guy.